It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You're a waste of cheezeits
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on