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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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