I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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