the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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