Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
someone owes me an orgasm
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm passing your future prison.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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