we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
At least make sure they are 18
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its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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