Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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