I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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