I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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