Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Duck Duck Cougar?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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