spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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