I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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