Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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