i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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