at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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