lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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