How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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