When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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