I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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