If that was your dad, he is hot
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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