Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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