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  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:29am

    11 26 thank you, only fat girls who tell their hot friend that is talking to a guy that it's time to leave the party is a big fat ugly cockblocker

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:51am

    hahahahahaaa SUPERR COCK BLOCKAGE! well..that is what you get for being a little pussy.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:01pm

    Sounds just like me and my friend...ahh good times

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:38am

    Technically, just because a girl points out a hot guy that doesn't necessarily mean he wouldn't rather hook up with one of her friends. I've seen girls pursue the same guy more than once. Sure, sometimes one girl will yield to the other and back-off but not even that often. May the best woman win. Or in this case, may the best man win. And he did. High-five 317!

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:08pm

    not cockblocking. if 317 had prevented 812 from making a move, or had interrupted while 812 WAS making a move...THEN it would be cockblocking. here, 812 didn't make a move, so the chick was fair game for 317.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:55am

    What does that say about you, 10:51? Aside from the fact that you can't spell "laid" even when the correct spelling is provided for you by the asshole with whom you're arguing.

  • 45 43
    Submitted by dirbygurl123 on Jun 27, 10 at 4:59am

    hah I know the chick from rocklobster lol

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:10am

    ahahahahhahah best text in a ill minute

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:29am

    no 10:19, you're just a douche bag that likes doing cunty things. go wackk off in a corner somewhere..

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:38pm

    Gross, all the whores from Broad Ripple hang out at the Lobster.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:21am

    “The amount of money I’ll be makin would hurt your parents feelings. Remember the class where I taught you all how to make it rain? That’s what I’ll be doin every night, dollar…dollar…bills y’all.”

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:21am

    Hell yes to the rock lobster! I love Broad ripple!

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:56am

    ouch dude... oooouuuuchhhhhh!!

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:14pm

    Big Tone says this is NOT cockblocking.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:53am

    Wait....how is this cock blocking when 812 didn't make a move and OP got some? You're avretard go drink paint thinner

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:33am

    I'm not sure whether to good night this or bad night it lol

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:45am

    10:17 Hell yes. If your friend has his eyes on some girl and says so, give him a chance to make a move. A decent chance, I mean. Some guys suck at starting conversations, so you gotta take that into consideration. But if it gets obvious that he's just gonna fuckin' pine all night and jerk off about it in the morning, you can either be his wing man or hook up with her to teach him not to stall so much.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:06am

    what cuntbag quotes kenny powers? oh you. thats who.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:24am

    317, i love you, and really, rock lobster? theres some skanks up in broad ripple

  • 44 54
    Submitted by KingSexy on Mar 23, 10 at 11:01pm

    wow that's fake boobs yeah I know and I don't even know what the fuck I'm talkin about

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:00am

    But the op isn't a girl the rules are different, 812 didn't make a move, she wasn't off limits at all, this isn't cockblocking at all

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:40am

    Good one bitch you don't even know what cockblocking is cuz ur so fat and ugly you never get laid

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:25pm

    Dont hate the player, hate the game! Get your own ass....

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:56am

    What's a "church bitch," 10:55(1)?

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:57am

    im a girl..and the rule is..if your friend likes someone he's off limits..and if she does it anyway its cockblocking..no? maybe i need a penis ::drinking paint thinner now::

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:51am

    i get layed more than your mom..and she's a whore.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:58am

    It's a kenny powers quote

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:00am

    This isn't cockblocking?

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:04pm

    You mean Cock Lobster? Looking in the windows of that place is like looking into a douchebag aquarium.

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:02pm

    Fuck yes like the great philosopher once said " if you ain't first your last!!! "Ricky Bobby"

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:54pm

    Its true a lot of whores do hang out in Rocklobster. One is Gretchen Garbor.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:05pm

    Hasn't anyone seen funny people?

  • 37 55
    Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 24, 10 at 10:13pm

    just let me fuck her and I'll know if there fake or not

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:26am

    This is not cockblocking. Most women don't consider this cockblocking either. Only ugly ones who can't get any and try to make their friends not get any either.

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:55am

    Too bad the correct spelling is laid you 15 year old church bitch

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:24am

    I would react the same way

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:19am

    If I see a girl that's hot and don't even talk to her and my buddy gets with her it's not cockblocking, if I was talking to the girl and trying to get with her then my buddy attempts to get with her and ruins my chances, that's cockblocking and it did not happen here, you don't know shit bout cockblocking go back to cocksucking

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:20pm

    Not cockblocking at all. The friend shouldn't be mad either, he didn't even try

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:53pm

    keepin' it classy Indiana. props.

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:03am

    so you have to make a move in order to be "cock blocking"? whoa! didnt know that. i dont like how this game is played. we just call dibbs on anyone thats hot and if she makes a move on him....its cockblockage!!

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:39pm

    I was just there last night, I think I saw you!

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:07am

    that im not fat 10:55. slutty maybe. ugly and fat. definately not.

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:08am

    Kenny powers is the shit you dickhead

  • 36 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:27pm

    rock lobster is the shit!! yeah reppin the ripple! 317 so did not cockblock

  • 38 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:54pm

    LOL I'm from the 812, and this dude needs to grow a pair. It isn't cockblocking if he didn't even try.

  • 36 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:19am

    no, you smell like shit you dickhead. WIN. in yo face!

  • 32 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:16pm

    Funniest thing I ever heard lmao rotfl