Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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