theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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