Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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