But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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