It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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