Christians are straight up FREAKS
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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