Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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