Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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