but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Randomize
