hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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