we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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