Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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