some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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