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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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