My liver just broke up with me...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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