Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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