we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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