Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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