Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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