Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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