Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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