At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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Heaven. . It would look like heaven
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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