we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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