Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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