we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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