This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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