Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i will never coherently bang her
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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only you would photoshop your dick
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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