dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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