Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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